Extra note: I'm going to reveal the fourth suggestion as requested. This section is dedicated to Cheryl!

I'm pleased to hear my post entertained you people (those who read my blog, at least). My primary joke style is by parodying. Perhaps I'll consider posting more parodies in future.

I'll leave you to enjoy the final suggestion now!

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This post is dedicated to my darling Woon Ching! ♥
Because right now, I'll give her something to laugh about after her disturbing experience. I'll try. I'm not the world's best comedian, afterall.

Don't you all just loathe guys who sees girls as nothing more than tools? The kind that only wants a woman for her body? The kind who prowls around social networking websites to hunt for easy prey? Only to shag her and dump her for a new target?

That's the kind of jerks I'm referring to, in a nutshell. Come on, if they want to get laid so badly, they should just head to the red light district and (insert whatever innuendo you like)!

Makes you wanna teach them a good lesson, huh? Allow me to contribute some brilliant suggestions.

1. A good kick at where the sun doesn't shine.

As much as I'd love to watch that ass' face contort in pain, no. This punishment is only good for how long the guy is on his knees in pain.

2. The overrated procedure, castration.

You heard me right. It's way overrated. It's practically the solution everyone jokes about whenever it comes to dealing with jerks. I'll re-consider if you decide to use a blunt weapon.

3. Estrogen overdose.

Woon Ching and I liked this idea. Feed or inject that moron with an overdose of estrogen. This will cause the estrogen level in his body to exceed the average level. And hmm, grow a pair of mountains, maybe. When other guys start seeing 'her' in the same perverse way he does to girls, that moron will finally learn how degrading it is to be treated like a slut.

4. Castration & Mental torture.

I hope you aren't cringing yet. 'Cos we're far from being done. *Grins*

You know what they say. Lessons should be lifelong. What say you we give horny jerks something to remember for the rest of their life? Here's my idea. Chop them off and toss them into concentrated acid. And make sure the guy's eyes are wide open to see everything from start to end.

Mmm. I've laid out the plot. It's up to you to enact the gory scene in your mind. Feel free to insert extra details to spice things up.

Um, was I sadistic? :O

Some points to note before I conclude this short post:

1. This entire post is meant to be a joke. No need to get paranoid because I'm perfectly sane.

2. Just because I gave those suggestions doesn't mean I'll commit them.

3. I don't watch horror/ tragedy/ gore movies if you think that's where I get my ideas from. I just happen to be creative.

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I think I might have just bought a ticket to Singleville with this post. No guy's gonna want me after this. Hahaha!

P/S: I'll be there for you anytime you need a listening ear, WC :)

CHARMAINE CHEONG.

I’m a somebody and a nobody. I’m rational and emotional. I’m critical but I’m non-judgemental.

I like my things categorized by types and chronologically. I like taking photos to preserve the moments of my life. I like dystopian literature. I like reading Wikipedia articles at random. I like travelling to foreign lands and seeing the world. I like long conversations over good food. I like pop and classical music. I like guitars. I like cats. I like writing random, mushy letters and notes to the people important to me. I have a whole long list of things that I like, but you’ve got to get to know me better to know them all.